You Are a Cat, and You Suck
A downloadable game
It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible cat. Your parent calls you “Night”, as well as “a void” and “widdle baby snugglefuzz”. On the way home from the dreaded vet, you saw it. the greatest whole salmon you’ve ever seen. and today, you’re going to get out of the house, to the store, and to that salmon. You’ve earned it. There are two important things to know: 1. You play as one of the core drives of a single cat. 2. Acquiring that fish is going to be a trial.
You Are a Cat, and You Suck is a fail-forward, diceless one page TTRPG for 2-4 players and a GM. Players inhabit one of four drives (Hunt, Chonk, Fury, Snoop), and will Yarn Ball-Paw-Claw (or "Rock-Paper-Scissors") to attempt to do various actions while moving along a cat alignment grid. Can you use your skills, zoomies, and single brain cell to get that salmon, or will you run out of lives and get caught?
Playtested with Break My Game and at UnPub at PAX Unplugged.
Updated | 5 days ago |
Status | Released |
Category | Physical game |
Author | Sociable Turtle Games, by Colin Mancini |
Genre | Role Playing |
Tags | Cats, Comedy, diceless, No AI, One-page, One-shot, Tabletop, Tabletop role-playing game |
Average session | A few hours |
Languages | English |
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Development log
- A small thank you updateJul 01, 2024
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This is sooo cute and it seems like a perfect little party game to play with a buncha friends on a whim. Also Omelette is adorable!!
Thank you Rain, I really appreciate it! I wish Omelette was as well behaved as she is cute...but if she was well behaved, we probably don't have this game, so it probably all works out 😆